http://jonreid.blogs.com/oneanother/2008/04/safe-worship.html
For AWESOME worship, you need the latest in music technology: Now you can respond to the leading of the Spirit in spontaneous arrangements without worrying about wrong notes, because "all discordant chords and sour notes have been programmed out"! Comes pre-loaded with seven Chris Tomlin worship songs!
(Hat tip to Gustaf, who twittered to this upbeat Gizmodo review.)
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Comments
Jon,
God Bless You. I love your enthusiasm, but this has to be one of the more disturbing things I've read recently! Maybe you'll think I'm a future-shocked techonophobe or some old-fashioned fogey, but in my experience for "AWESOME worship" you don't actually need any technology!!
I am sure you know this and I'm probably preaching to the converted, here, but though I love music, and though I love playing as best I can for devotional music, I have a theological feeling that when God looks at our worship - denoted by words in the Bible that actually refer to bowing, prostrating, falling down, serving, offering, and holding to - I think the things the Lord will consider discordant won't be wrong notes on our musical instruments!
Or am i just being a wet blanket?
Bless you bro! And may your heart to praise God continue to inspire others.
Paul - imperfect keyboardist and guitarist!
Uh, Paul, I think I gotcha! Check out the AWESOME video if you haven't already.